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Let me introduce myself to all you lovers of a dirty wank after your cock has been covered with and smeared in shit and more besides!
My clients know me with a variety of names such as Sharon the Shitter; Scheissende Sheila; Dumper Debby; Durty Doris; Fenella-fuck-me-in-Fudge; Crapper Carol; Turdy Tamara! Browny Babs! Hard-Sports-Heike – or whatever they want to fantasise my name as! My aim is always to be what they want. My aim is also to precisely piss and shit onto whatever or where ever they want and preferably fuck them on it afterwards!!!
Maybe you want to fantasise my name also? If so, add your ideas for my erotic name to the listing on this post!
Who am I? What am I? I’m a single, highly sexed and extremely dirty woman. I’m now just into my mid 30’s. Facially people say I’m a typical English Rose with pale skin and large, deep hazel coloured eyes along with full lips and a nose which is a bit like a ski-slope in form. I’m a bit above average English height – 5’9”. My natural hair colouring is auburn (sort of dark reddish-brown.) I have, what I think is, a very good figure – 37-28-38. It’s hour-glass in shape; and my tits ( I love to talk / write dirty!) are D-cup and are natural. They have a very slight sag in that they will just hold one pencil underneath! Thus, and for my age - very, very pert but more especially with their size, tiny sag and deep cleavage they provide me with the perfect tools for giving excellent (and where needed very shitty) titty-wankies. I just love watching thick, white spunk shooting out of a straining dick-end, all over my melons and onto my face! When it drips back down as far as my cunt, it gets me wild! Yummy!
My nipples stick out when I get aroused or when it’s cold! My hips/bum form a near perfect apple shape (or so they say!) If we get to talk about pubes – then we reach a point of discussion. I have discovered that most of my gentlemen really prefer a very HAIRY or HIRSUTE snatch! However, I’ve learned that the problem with fucking these guys in my shit, is that some of the turdy bits are difficult to wash off after a session and also tend to leave a smell somewhat longer. This sometimes puts fellows off when they go in for a muff dive as part of foreplay – they have found themselves licking at little pieces of earlier shit or the initial pong, before they’ve got into it, might be a bit too smelly! Some love it but some are a bit fussy and I don’t want to put them off! Hence I am shaved. The nice bit is that you can immediately see my lovely cunt and its quite large, floppy and inviting lips!
My cunt? As I said, large lips which cover my highly sensitive clit. Also, despite having been fucked so many times, I can make it as tight as you want! And while we’re in the area, my arsehole, which just loves having cocks up it, preferably covered in my own shit, is inviting and very tight – guaranteed to make you spunk up it! Mmmmmm! (With a rubber of course! I DO NOT DO BARE-BACK – so don’t even ask!
Since I was a young girl, I’ve always been fascinated with shitting and pissing myself and then rubbing these into my cunt and arsehole. Wanking my own shit into my clit makes me cum fountains of fanny-fluid! The best bit is that it also shoots small bits of shit out everywhere! Some men absolutely go ape-shit for this and they themselves cum in loads on the spot.
The attraction eventually became a fetish and when I entered my teens I began to discover and understand that “out there” are many more dirty fuckers than one would think.
By the time I was eighteen I realised that my fetish could be turned into pleasure and profit: A lifetime’s enjoyment and a comfortable amount of money so long as I didn’t let it get away with me (one doesn’t have to get greedy – except for the dirty sex!.)
I resolved to become and am now a specialist service lady dealing mainly in golden and brown showers aka wet sports and hard sports along with anal and of course, a range of other dirty sex. I price myself into the market so that I don’t just have the “Stinking Rich” as clients but also ensure that those who are “Dirt Poor” can have a go too!
My “practice” is in London and I give pleasurable, extremely filthy, very, very dirty sex to a select group of clients. I do not especially go in for BSDM as far as pain, mutilation and so on is concerned. My real specialities are in the area of excessively large, long, thick, heavy, brown and smelly shits along with streams of strongly smelling dark golden-yellow piss. This is usually followed by very squelchy shitty anal fucking or luxurious SHITTY hand or tit wanks. Sometimes I will take the dirty dicks up my cunt but I do need to watch the hygiene, even though it’s my own shit! However, if the occasion is right, the feel of knobbly turds covering a burgeoning penis, thrusting in and out of my cunt and rubbing up and down on my swollen clit just makes me cum and shoot my fanny fluids everywhere!
It has always amazed me and given me extreme delight that certain men – who by the way, young or old, arouse me no end – gain so much erotic pleasure from my filthy ways with them.
I’m not going to go into the background as to how I built my practice nor the very early experiences that got me into this “perversion.” I say perversion, but for me it’s not; it’s just pure dirty sexual pleasure!
This little story is about the first time with one of very many extremely filthy sessions I had with one of my most loyal and most dirty clients. It was a Tuesday, mid morning and my phone went. A regular client had booked for a large shit, piss and anal fuck session from me in the afternoon and was calling. I’d not eaten since the day before and was building up a head of (no! not steam but shit!) I was looking forward to it. He apologised saying he’d been urgently called away to go to Italy on business. I was disappointed but knowing he was reliable, I accepted it as just one of those things.
I had just put the phone down and was contemplating whether to go to my toilet to ease the pressure build up or to have a panty-poop along with a very dirty, smelly shitty wank (when I’ve no one booked and it’s a bit slack, this is one of my other self-pleasures) when the phone went again: a rich, deep mature voice asked “Is that Sharon the Shitter?”
Well, I do like someone who doesn’t mince their words! “Yes, that’s me darling! And what can I do for you?”
“I’ve been looking at your contact site on the web and I’d like to book a session with you.”
“OK! What are you looking for?”
“Well, before we start this discussion, I’d like to know if you don’t mind really dirty talk on the phone or if you like to keep it “neutral” till we meet?”
“Darling. The dirtier the talk, the hornier you get, the hornier I get! When you get off the phone after we’ve made your appointment, you’re going to go for a nice anticipatory wank and…..well, I’ll tell you about what I’m going to do in a few minutes and when you eventually come here for your session, you’ll get to tell me all about the wank you had when you cut this call! Go ahead! Talk to me filthily!”
“Thanks! That’s what I wanted to hear! My name is Ed and what I would like, is to fix for a session with you where the centre of the action is a massive dump of your shit and golden showers from you, all over my three-piece suit, followed with a very dirty fuck up your arsehole. We’ll start with some dirty, erotic fore-play; then, when you’ve shat and pissed on me, you sit down in all that lovely dirt, mash it in around your cunt and dirt-box and I then get to have a very dirty mushy shitty fuck deep up inside your arse till I cum – condom of course! I should point out that I can usually hold out for quite a time, so you should be prepared for a lot of extremely shitty anal – if that’s OK?”
“Ed! That sounds right up my arse-street! I luv dirty and you sound like ‘the man!’
“Thanks Shitty Sharon! Next, I’ve some questions:- You’re in South West London near ***** – what’s parking like near you?”
“You’re probably best off coming by Tube. It can be difficult around here. You can always find a spot, but you might have to walk up to half a mile. It depends on the time and your luck.”
“OK! I’ll park out of town and come in by tube.”
“That’s fine! I’m about a minute’s walk from ****** station.”
“Look, I’m wanting a mega-shit from you – a humungous dump! What’s the best time of day for you for that?”
“Mid to late afternoon,” I said. I was enjoying this chat ‘cos it sounded spot on for my services and was already getting me aroused. Ed’s smooth, deep voice just added to my dirty imaginations!
“OK! How are you fixed for Thursday (in 2 days time)?”
I knew I wasn’t already booked, so I said “That’s fine! Let’s say for four in the afternoon here. Call me in the morning then to confirm. Give me another call when you get there and I’ll give you instructions how to get to me from the Underground Station and I’ll give you the exact address! I’m only a couple of minutes, if that, from the station. OK?”
“That’s fine with me Sharon,” said Ed. “I’ve a couple of other requests – OK?”
“Go ahead!” I said.
“I see from your site blog that you receive clients usually dressed in whatever they request. I’ve got some specific ideas on that for me! OK?”
“Sure! Go ahead! What would you like my darling?”
“I want you to wear a bra with the cups pulled down under your tits so that they’re exposed and stick out nicely. They look nice and good, firm and big on your site photos and I want to enjoy them from the start! Next, I’d like you to wear stockings and a suspender belt but NO knickers or panties – I want to see and enjoy your CUNT right from the moment you open the door! Finally, if you’ve got one or more dildos, shove one up your shit-hole and one up your quim – and if they are vibrating ones, turn them on! I want to ENJOY!”
As Ed told me his desires, my cunt just dripped and dripped! “Ed!” I said, “I can see this is going to one helluva D I R T Y session with you! Yes! I can accommodate you on all those points! Anything else before we close off this call?”
“yeah, just one more thing” said Ed. In between now and our appointment, I’d like you to leave some discrete piles of your shit and even with piss on it, around in your place, so that when I enter, I can get an instantaneous sniff of what I am about to receive. Can you do that?
“Wow!” I said “That’s a first! Yes darling, I can certainly arrange that for you. Was that it?”
“Yes,” said Ed, I think that’s about it. Your fees are what you publish, yes? No hidden extras? And Oh! By the way, what were you going to tell me about what you were going to do after this call?”
“Ah! Yes! No, the fees are fixed like I publish - no extras for anything which I say I do. And what am I going to do now while you go off for that anticipatory wank? Yes, I know you’re going to! I’m going to put on my tight fitting latex knickers and slowly shit into them! I’ve got a huge load all ready and waiting because a client just phoned before you and had to call off. When I get such moments when I’m not busy I like to shit and piss myself in my panties and then have a gloriously filthy wank with my own mess – so I’m going to just do that and then rebuild the load in my bowels for you on Thursday. My present load is not as big as wot you’re gonna get on Thursday, but it’ll help me wank-off for now! So….Ed, I’m off for a pissy shitty clitty wanky; you can go and do the same but not clitty, just dicky - and I’ll hear from you and see you on Thursday! Bye!”
“Sounds great!” said Ed. “I can’t but will have to wait ( and take myself in hand in wankyticpation! Till Thursday!”
I put the phone down and grinned to myself. When this bloke arrived, I was determined to make sure he had a really humungous mega load of my special brown caviar together with more than a magnum of my golden champagne! Just thinking about it made my fanny fluids flow. I then felt my belly twinge in need of a shit. I’d been holding out for my client who’d just called off. Ed’s call had made up my mind for me. Not the toilet, but a nice self pleasuring latex panty piss ‘n’ shit followed by an hour or so of dirty housework while my filth pleasured my clit to a need to rub myself off, into a violent cum!
I undressed and pulled on a clear pair of latex knickers. I sat down on my scat-chair (which I use for clients – It’s basically a large toilet seat fitted into a board with four legs, designed to be able to straddle a client’s body parts, wherever he / she - yes I get some women too! -wants me to dump! I then first pissed a bit. A thin level of my pee lined my knickers. I then lit a fag. This always helps with the work up to a really good shit. My belly bulged and I slowly opened my cherry to allow my thick brown turds to flow out into my knicks. The shit eased out of my arse and because I was on my scat-seat, the first turds built up into a small pile deep under my arsehole. I then stopped shitting, stood up and went and sat down on my kitchen chair. The shit in my pants squelched forwards and backwards. A bit rode up my bum crack but the most eased forwards to just below the entrance to my cunt. I had only shat a little bit of what was waiting up my arse. I then let go the rest. Thick and eventually thinner flows of my turds flowed out my shit-hole and forced forwards climbing round up and over my cunt and along the tops of my thighs. I could feel the shit starting to ease into my labia and then I felt my clit surrounded. The sensation was – as always when I do this – extreme! I kept on crapping till my pants were BULGING! Looking down at the filthy mess I could see it forcing my knicks into a sort of mushy ball all around my snatch. I so wanted to start wanking but I withheld, knowing there could be more pleasure to cum!
Having emptied my poop-chute into my clear latex pants, I then, with both hands pushed my load of thick brown smelly excrement so that it spread further all round my belly area. I then let go my bladder! Around a litre of my golden pissed swirled into and mixed with my messy shit! Heaven! I sat there for a while wallowing. Then I got up and set to on some housework, chores and cleaning. Yes! Cleaning while my arse, cunt and belly were sloshing around in dirty filth of my own making. My latex knicks are tight so no dripping onto my nice cleaned floor! After about an hour I was ready and went to sit in my bath. There I finally opened the top of my pants and eased both hands down into my filthy mess. I grabbed it and wanked it all round and into my cunt; fingered my arse and finally rubbed my excited and by now very large clit, vigorously until my cunt shot at least half a litre of fanny-fluids into the mess. I lay back in the bath fully satiated and fell asleep. When I awoke the smells of my piss’n’shit hit my nose and I had to have another clit-wank and finally washed and showered. My whole body tingled. As I dried myself off, I started to think about and plan for Mr. Ed’s visit!
The first thing I did was to cut up my shit laden latex knicks with scissors and divide the mess into little (well not so little, really) piles and then put them onto some plates and distributed them around my flat – in the entrance hall, my reception room and my entertainments room plus my bathroom. If that’s what he wanted, there was no way Ed could be able to avoid my stink!
I went out to go to my local Tesco’s and bought in a load of high-fibre food (stuff like baked beans and so on.) This helps me produce firm but not overly hard turdies. I treated myself to some wine and cooked up good old bangers, beans and mash. This was Tuesday evening.
On Wednesday morning I went to a local transport café and indulged in a large English breakfast. I had no appointments for this day so continued with lunch out at a local pub: a spicy chilly con-carne. In the afternoon I lazed around surfing the net on my PC and checked the latest scat sites – Shit-citing! By late afternoon I was starting to feel my bowels filling! Yes! Mr. Ed would certainly get a load on the morrow! When I prepare like this, I don’t start the piss build up until the day of the meet. This meant that every time I went for a piss on the Tuesday and Wednesday, I had to control myself not to have a dump.
In the evening I ordered a Chinese take-away and fairly gorged myself on that. I watched TV and a couple of my latest Lovelot scat video purchases (I like to keep up with potential new ideas apart from just having some pervy pleasure – there’s nothing like combining business with pleasure (dirty business that is!!))and then want to bed.
In the morning I was really beginning to “bulge!” Nevertheless, I ate a hearty breakfast of muesli – good for the fibre and also started the piss build by drinking lots of tea, coffee and orange juice through the rest of the morning and early afternoon.
Ed called at about ten and confirmed the appointment saying he was a stiff as a board!
By two o’clock, my bowels were fit to bust and my bladder was to the point of bursting – however, being experienced on holding myself in, I just enjoyed the aching pressures in my nether regions and whiled away time till Ed would arrive. Just thinking about our phone call and my pressures were making me drip a fair amount of cunny juice! He might be a client but I would enjoy too!
Just after 3.30 I got myself ready by undressing to Ed’s wants. First some perfume to make myself smell nice – later the smells would be considerably different!! Then a black bra of which I pulled the cups down so my tits were lifted and stuck out ready for Eddy! I pulled on shear white stockings which came up to mid thigh and then fitted my white suspender belt on to hold them up. Why the contrast – black bra and white suspender and stocking? Because I believe the black bra to be most exciting for men and I (and mostly they) love it when the pure whiteness of the stockings and belt get really messy and brown with my delicious smeary, smelly shit! Do you like that too, dear reader?
I then prepared my entertainment room. A latex sheet on my double bed ready for games there; my scat chair also positioned over another rubber sheet. As I said, my scat chair is a toilet seat fitted into a wooden frame which has four legs such that I can position it any which way over a clients face, body or dick – the legs being just wide enough to accommodate them underneath with me comfortably in position over them. The legs are also adjustable in height - telescopic – this means clients can have whatever they want – my shit falling onto them from a reasonably great height or close encounters of the turd kind! I then sorted out two of my dildos, ready for when he rang my doorbell.
A few minutes later the phone went. “Hello Sharon, it’s Ed here! I hope you’re ready for me!”
“Yes, darling, I’m all loaded up, ready and waiting. Where are you?”
“I’m at the entrance to ******* tube station. How do I get to you?”
I explained directions to Ed saying it would take him about two minutes.
As soon as the phone cleared, I stuffed one dildo into my cunt and the other one up my fudger. Sure enough, the doorbell went after a couple of minutes.
I checked who it was via the intercom and Ed confirmed. I told him to come up (I’m in a first floor apartment.) I then turned on both didos. They quietly buzzed and throbbed – my cunt dripped and I really had to hold myself not to shit! I opened the door slightly ajar and stood behind it. Ed entered and I then closed the door behind him. Ed is a stocky guy, about 5’6” dressed well, in his late forties. He swung round to face me and was holding his exposed prick in one hand and in the other he had a wad of notes.
“Hi! Sharon! My cock’s at the ready and here’s your ready’s too. So can we get down to action straight away?”
Most clients like a lead in discussion after which I get them to settle up before we get down to action. Ed had got it all worked out. I liked that! Moreover, his dick was what I like – not extremely long but very very thick. Just looking at it, I could already imagine it reaming my dirt-box. Mmmmmm!
Ed then lifter his nose into the air and sniffed deeply, “Fucking hell!” he exclaimed, “That smells fucking dirty! Great! All your own I presume!”
“Of course! Ed! You’re a dirty fucker after my own heart! Strip off!” I said as I grabbed his fat dick and led him through to my entertainments chamber.
“Would you like something to drink first?” I asked him.
“Nah! I’ll get a drink off you down there, in a sec,” he grinned pointing to my snatch.
“Aah! Yes! But before we get down to that, you have to tell me what you did immediately after you made our appointment last Tuesday!”
He looked down sheepishly and said “I got soooo excited after our discussion, that as soon as I came off the phone, I touched my aching dick and exploded into my pants even before I could get it out – which is highly unusual for me; I can normally keep going for a loooong time!”
“Well, you’d better do that toady, Ed! I’m looking to ENJOY myself a lot, too!”
I stripped him off. He has a good physique and his best bit was thrusting up at me!
“First I want to nuzzle in between your knockers and nibble your nipples!” He said and stuck his face into my bosom. His teeth, lips and tongue were very skilled. My nips got very hard and I felt my twat leaking more and more.
Ed then eased his way down – I was still standing – looked up at me and said “Next I want you to give me a small tit-wank before I sink lower to lick and suck on your clit. I also want you to piss a bit while I’m doing it!”
“Don’t forget to take out my throbber otherwise you’ll not get to my clit” I said grinning down at him.
“Yep! I’ll do that and also whip out the one up your shitter. I’m going to use one of my digits as a dip-stick up your dirt-box to test quality and quantity!”
I leered down at Ed. I then lowered myself to grasp his throbbing and rather thick prick between my knockers. I rubbed up and down and soon I could see his pre-cum dripping out of it. This just helped lube up our tit-wank. I stood up and Ed grinned up at me and then went for a muff dive. He gently pulled my cunt-dildo out and sucked it. I found that rather erotic! He then started to lick and gobble at my cunt. Soon he was nibbling at my ever growing clitoris. It felt gorgeous! Now I was getting worked up – what with my bladder stretching and my bowls straining coupled with my arse-dildo throbbing away, it was only a couple of minutes before I exploded my cunt-cum all over Ed’s face. He looked up, his face dripping. “Now I’d like a little drink” he said. I obliged him and pissed some of bladder’s my golden urine into his mouth. I stopped, saving the rest for later! Ed lapped it up and as my juices dripped down onto his stiffy, he gently wanked at himself with my cunt-cum and piss.
He then said “OK, Now for the other orifice!” He carefully eased the other dildo out of my shit-hole and held it up for us both to see. It’s a black dildo and it was streaked with my filthy brown shit. Ed grinned and wafted it under his nose like a cigar. “Mmmm,” he moaned. “Shitty-licious!” He then wiped it onto my belly and then put it to one side. He then stuck his middle finger up into my face and said “Watch and feel this!” As he said it, he reached down between my crotch and eased his finger into my aching shit-hole. God! It felt good! I was absolutely dying to shit it all out by this time!
“Yeah, I can feel all that lovely, thick, brown, stinky shit,” he exclaimed. “My god, you really are full to the brim! I’m going to enjoy this!” He then pulled his finger out and like my dildo, it too was smeared with my shit. Again he held it under his nose like a cigar and inhaled my “odour-de-toilet.” He then held it up for me to have a whiff of it. I know it was my own shit, but the smell coupled with my own excitement was just SOOOOOO good! Ed wiped his finger across my left tit. “Something to suck at later” he leered.
“So? What’s next?” I goaded him. “Are you ready for my big one?” By now my belly was really aching and my arsehole dying to just release its thick brown delicious treasures onto Ed.
“Yeah!” he groaned. “Let’s go for it!”
I stood up and reached for my Scat chair. “OK, Ed – now lie down on my latex mat.” Ed did so on his back while fondling his extremely hard and wet from my piss, dick and balls.
I placed the chair with its legs over his three piece suite. “How do you want it?” I asked. “As a dump from on high, or from direct and close to?”
“I hadn’t thought about that,” said Ed. He then paused and said further “I think from close to. It won’t get cold on the way out and down and the intimacy with your fudge factory will be at its highest until we raise the stakes and you squat onto your mess and I then fuck your shithole!”
“OK!” I said. Let’s get to it, you dirty little shit-fucker! But first, let’s get you sorted out with a nice rubber. What colour do you want?”
Ed thought for a moment and replied “I can’t make up my mind between black or natural. Black streaked with thick brown poo is nice but maybe just natural emphasises an uncovered dick just covered and fucked in and with your shit even better! Yeah, let’s go for natural.”
I reached onto a table where my condom collection is arranged in a box, a bit like one of those boxes you get offered in cafes and restaurants with tea bags in them – only mine are neatly packed rubber Johnny’s. I pulled a packet out, undid it and carefully rolled down Ed’s prick. As I did so, even more pre-cum leaked into it. He moaned gently “Ooooooh! Yeaaah! Careful! I don’t want to shoot my wad before you’ve shat me and we’ve fucked up your arse!”
“Go on talking yourself into more like that, and you’ll cum too quick anyway!” I replied. By now the Johnny’s ring was down to his belly and Ed’s dick was straining to reach the ceiling – just how I like them, especially when they’re gonna be shat and pissed all over followed with a good deep filthy perverse shitty arsefuck. Mmmmmmm! I was just wetting myself as I talked to Ed and prepared his cock with my condom. Ed’s dick was, by this time straining at the lease!
I positioned myself on my scat chair. My arse-hole seemed to be perfectly poised over Ed’s prick. “So, Now you filthy shit-fucker, are you ready for my thick, brown, stinky logs of shit?” I demanded. Ed answered with a strained mute voice “Yes! You betcha!”
“OK! Isaid, “I’ll shitya!!”
On that note I lit up a fag and puffed on it – this always heightens my need to shit as if there wasn’t by this time! My guts were in turmoil by now. I started with a very loud and long fart!”
“Fuck me!” said Ed. “I could feel that blasting all over my cock! Luvely!”
My cherry opened and I felt my thick, filthy, smelly shit ease out and downwards onto Ed’s dick and bollocks. I had so much built up that my shitting seemed to go on forever. Because I’d set the level of the scat seat to lowest, and because I was having a mega-dump, it wasn’t too long before I could feel the mountain of turds starting to reach up and touch my own arse and cunt. This just excited me more so that my cunt was dripping more and more cunny-juice all over my shit and Ed’s todger. Eventually it became a case of the mountain meeting my twat or my twat meeting the mountain. Whatever the case, the sludgy goo was starting to creep up round my arse and cunt and it was driving me wild!....and here am I trying to pleasure a client and not the other way round. NOW…can you understand why I really love my chosen vocation? Of course you can! Where there’s a shit there’s a wank (for someone!)
My fudge factory finally came to the end of its production shi(f)t! cock and bollocks were nowhere to be seen under my huge pile of shit covering them! My bladder was fit to burst and I unleashed a fountain of piss all over the shit-berg, Piss sprayed in all directions as it hit the shit.
Ed groaned with delight, “Oooooh! YES!”
I stood up and moved the scat-chair to one side. Looking down at Ed’s hip area, his cock and balls were smothered in my thick, brown, steaming and stinky turds. Apart from where my pissing had sprayed it about a bit, the shit was curled neatly all over and around his todger.
I grinned at Ed “OK my dirty friend – now for the really good bit!”
With that I gently lowered myself onto him, facing towards him. My knees splayed apart and my arse and cunt engaged with my mountain of shit on his dick. Shit flowed into my cunt and some back into my arse. God! I was loving it and from Ed’s moans, so was he. Soon my whole crotch was smeared and covered in thick shit. His dick felt gorgeous rubbing along my crap covered labia and clit. Yep! I really love my work!
“Ed, before we get to you screwing my arsehole, do you fancy a bit of shitty-titty-wank?” I asked.
“Oooh! Fuckin’hell! Yes please! But I do insist on ending with fucking in yer shit, up yer fudge-factory and finally deep cumming up inside yer arse!”
“No worries!” I said and eased my down so that my tits surrounded his shit covered prick. Soon my cleavage was filled with shit and prick. He just loved it!”
I eased my tits up and down Ed’s dick. He excitement seemed to make it grow even stiffer. The knobbly, rough bits of turd rubbing in my cleavage felt superb – and it was my own shit. Just goes to show that a good stiff prick can make the difference! Ed groaned with delight.
After a while I slowed down and stopped. I then stood up and sat down once again on his kack covered cock. Again I wanked my cunt on it and this time thrust my shitty titties into his face. He spluttered a bit and when I sat up, he just gave me the biggest leer.
“Are you ready for it?” I asked.
“Yes please!” he groaned.
I felt beneath me and grabbed his cock. I then carefully pushed the tip into my dirt box. It made me cum immediately and I shot more cunt juice over him. I was just about to then ease the rest of his chitty shaft deep into my arsehole when I said “Oh no! Not just yet!”
Ed looked a bit alarmed (through all the brown smears on his mush!) “Whaddya mean?” he asked.
I explained “Normally Ed, with this type of session I only take shitty dicks up my dirt-box. However, when I think it’s worth doing and when I’m aroused enough, a really good dirty, shit-filled cunt fuck is great as an hors oeuvre before the anal high point. I feel like that now and so that’s what you’re gonna get!”
Ed groaned again in delight “Fucking hell, I’d wanted a really filthy session but I’d not bargained for this level of dirty fucking. Sharon, you are Great!”
“It’s what you asked for! It’s what you’re gonna get!” I leered at him.
I then sat right up and lifted my filthy crotch off from his prick and bollocks. Small globs of shit and piss dripped onto Ed’s cock and belly. I then scooped up a handful of my shit from around Ed’s balls and slapped it onto and into my cunt hole. I then wanked the shit deep up into my cunt and then told Ed “Now you do the same to me! There’s more than enough of my turds here to fill my cunt right up before you get to fuck it!”
Ed did as requested. He delighted in scooping shit up with his hands and slapping it onto my fanny and then massaging the turds up into my cunt with his fingers and thumbs. I don’t know if he’d ever done it before but he seemed like an expert! My clit grew and grew as he did it! Fucking hell! It was luverly! Soon, no more shit would go into and stay inside my fanny. It was FULL!
I then slowly sat my cunt hole down onto Ed’s cock. As it pushed inside, so the shit flowed out back down his dick. As he watched, his eyes came out on stalks! So did mine I must also say! Once he was deep inside my cunt we both began to hump like crazy. With the rough feel of his very fat and shit covered dick sliding up and down along my clit and squelching deep inside me it wasn’t long before I once again exploded a shower of cunt-cream. Little gobs of shit shot out of my cunt all over Ed’s belly and chest. Immediately after that, because of the air that had been pushed into my cunt, it cam out in a flabbery sort of cunty-fart! We both laughed at this “extra!”
“OK!” I panted, “Now for the best bit! I’m going to fuck your dick right deep up into my arsehole and the way my bladder is now feeling, you could get lucky and have more than a bit of my piss while we’re doing it!”
Ed groaned again “Oooooh! Yeeeaah!”
I eased his dick out of my cunt. As I did so, shit poured out of my fuck hole onto his belly. It made a quiet splattering noise which just went to heighten the moment and made my cunt leak even more muff-milk.
I grabbed hold of Ed’s penis and squeezed it and its shit covering so that it squeezed between my fingers and all over my hand. It was a gorgeous feeling. He just beamed up at me in pure delight!
Next I edged a little forward and engaged the tip of his dick-end with my arsehole. I then gently eased the tip and only the tip (the glans) in and out. Because his dick is really very thick it felt sooooo good!
I then sat down sharply on it and it went straight up into my bowels. Ed squealed in absolute ecstasy which is not something I can always get my clients so worked up to. It really gave me great pleasure too. I enjoy it when I know my work can extract so much pleasure out of someone! I sure was going to extract a lot more out Ed’s dick and bollocks in the next few minutes – a shed load of spunk right up into the Johnny up my arse – MMMMMM!
We began to fuck each other in earnest (and of course in massive loads of my shit!) Our filth was spread all over our lower parts and we seemed to squelch about all over the place. Eventually I felt my bowels want to unload more shit but at the same time our fucking plus the size of Ed’s very fat dick was pumping more and more air up my poop-chute.
I looked at Ed and said “Fancy some more fudge with farts?”
“Oooooh! For fuck’s sake, I don’t believe it! YES PLEASE!” he screamed. With that I lifted my arse half way up his shaft and then let go an enormous fart – BRRRRRRRRPPPPP! – which was followed by the rest of my shit flowing out my shit-hole all the way down and round his rampant member. Notwithstanding that the overall mess was pretty smelly by now – which I love and gets me in a tizzy every time – the gasses from my fart and my final shits made it even stinkier! Ed cricked his head forward and inhaled my odours-de-toilette! As he did so and as he continued to shaft me, I could see he was starting that inevitable strain on his face, which I knew by a lot of experience was the “no-way-back” from him shooting his thick white spunk. The whole experience of seeing this and knowing it’s me and my filthy ways that bring men that far also just makes me wild. My cunt dripped even more. Squelch, Squelch!
As Ed started to buck up and down in my fudger, I reached round down behind my bum and felt for the pit between the base of his bollocks and his arse. I could feel that hard tube leading up under his balls towards his dick. I began to wank at it. Ed’s eyes actually rolled back and after a few very hard pressure-wanks on this sensitive part, I suddenly felt between my fingers, on one hand and my dirt box on the other, Ed’s prick began to pump. In a few seconds I could feel the end of the rubber start to expand deep up inside my arse. It felt gorgeous and once again I also came.
Ed fell back onto the rubber sheets exhausted and moaning “Jesus Christ, Oh God! Jeeeesus, That was so fucking fantastic! Aaaaaah!”
I slowly eased his dick out of my dirt-hole. When the end plopped out, we both looked at the end of the condom. The spunk holder at the end was completely filled with thick white cum. I rolled it off of Ed’s dick and held it up to allow the spunk to drip out onto my tits! I then pinched it around my nipples. I love spunk on my tits! It made my cunt twinge with more delight.
We lay there for a while, wallowing in shit, spunk, piss and pleasure. What a way for Ed to spend a few quid on me and us to spend a dirty late afternoon! Fucking superb!
As I said earlier, I do like my work!!
If you want to have a go with me then let me know! Tell me what you want to do and just maybe I’ll tell you how to really get in touch with me…..
Like the song says: “I don’t pop my cork for everyone!”
But you never know…….
I hope you enjoyed and more particularly that you had more than one extremely good jerky-wanky off!
Kisses from SharonShitter!
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